My Mom took GTA:SA away.

I bought the game with my dad, my mom didn't know. She doesn't really like violent stuff.

At all.

So, I was with my dad playing when my mom came home early. I was about to turn it off but she saw me and told me not to. She wanted to see what it was like and what I was trying to hide. So I started playing, trying to keep it clean.

But I slipped...

I just ran over one little hooker and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your uncle and auntie in bel Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said, "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, but I thought, "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looking at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.